This grocery list pretty much covers 98% of what HCH eats nowadays (minus the salted chocolate bar – that was a Mommy treat!)

Please note that the word “organic” appears 6 times and applies to 10 food items.  Hollis, this is due to the good influence of your mother, and requires your father to rewire his sugar-addled brain so that you are fueled up with healthier food than I.  One day, we’ll share a can of “Pringles Potato-like Food Approximations” and have a good laugh.