This grocery list pretty much covers 98% of what HCH eats nowadays (minus the salted chocolate bar – that was a Mommy treat!)
Please note that the word “organic” appears 6 times and applies to 10 food items. Hollis, this is due to the good influence of your mother, and requires your father to rewire his sugar-addled brain so that you are fueled up with healthier food than I. One day, we’ll share a can of “Pringles Potato-like Food Approximations” and have a good laugh.
2 thoughts on “If you are what you eat, Hollis Caroline is an organic blueberry”
Oh no you won’t share a can of msg ridden crispy potato substance with our daughter.
You mean Skittles aren’t all natural? I mean, I knew they weren’t organic…