This grocery list pretty much covers 98% of what HCH eats nowadays (minus the salted chocolate bar – that was a Mommy treat!)
Please note that the word “organic” appears 6 times and applies to 10 food items. Hollis, this is due to the good influence of your mother, and requires your father to rewire his sugar-addled brain so that you are fueled up with healthier food than I. One day, we’ll share a can of “Pringles Potato-like Food Approximations” and have a good laugh.
Our little flower likes to brush her own teeths now, thankyouverymuch. My favorite part is when she makes the spit noise into the sink with an empty mouth, in a clear attempt to mimic daddy’s patented “p-tooey” of morning mouthwash. Ah, the mimic phase, she has begun! We must officially now watch our language.
Not to worry, she’s a tough little bird that just took a bump to the beak! Word is that upon climbing a slide, she missed a step and came down on her nose. I-c-e and t-l-c were applied.
The girls catch up during Gram’s most recent visit.